Friday, 4 May 2007

Time flies when.....

Diver #1; "So Gary, how long you here for?"

Me; "Oh, I don't go home till next Thursaday."

Diver #2; "Oh, that's a shame."

Me; "Really? Why?"

Diver #1; "Well, that's tomorrow"

Me; "Really? Tomorrow's Thursday? You sure? Shit!"

Put emergency plan into operation:

Stage 1. Change tickets

Stage 2. Buy more tickets for internal flight to another island.

Stage 3. Buy more accomodation for the 3 nights extra I've just booked.

Stage 4. Tell boss I'm taking extra holiday....Oh wait, that should read ask boss.......DOH!

Stage 5. E-mail boss on Anzac Day, when he is not in the office and ask him for more time off.

Stage 6. No reply from boss. Assume no news is good news.

Stage 7. Enjoy extra 3 days booked.