Earwigging

On the train, going to work today, I "overheard" a small snippet of a conversation.

"G'day Maureen, how ya goin'?" asked notattractiveoverweight40something male.

"arrr, I'm good. I've been meaning to call you since we last met. The sexual health clinic says you should go and see them." replies notattractiveoverweight40something female.

"Sshhhhh!" responds male

"Well, I'm just saying!" Continues in hushed tones.......