Ding Dong The Witch is Dead. Right?

The NY Daily news ran this story the other day all about Liza (with a zee).

Whilst she was out shopping in a Manhattan Gap;

"The employee asked her, "Has anyone ever told you you look like Judy Garland?"

She coldly answered, "No!"

You'd leave it alone after that, right?

The confused employee went on to say, "Oh my God! You're her! You are Judy Garland!"

Oh. No. She. Didn't.

Ms. Minnelli looked up with fire in her eyes and snapped back, "Judy Garland is dead!"

She then grabbed the pants she had been trying on and stated to no one in particular, "I've gotta get out of here!" She made a mad dash to the registers and then out the door."

Now don't get me wrong, but if you work in Gap, you're gay right? And EVERY gay man knows that it's Liza (with a zee) that is dead and not Judy.